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February 8, 1997 
University of Pennsylvania ITRATION
Singdown Category:  
SPORTS  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 For the last couple of years this man has proclaimed himself "the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be."  Perhaps he is a little overzealous in his self- assessment, but he nonetheless is one of the few men to hold the one half of the WWF's tag team championship, the WWF Intercontinental Title and the WWF Heavyweight Championship at one time or another.  FTP name this Calgary, Alberta native currently embroiled in feuds with Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and his brother Owen among others, who will finish you off with "The Sharpshooter". 
ANS:    BRET "The Hitman" _HART_ (prompt on "The Hitman") 
 TOSSUP 2 Before the Australian open, she went shopping in Melbourne shops, and went riding and fell unharmed from her horse, a mare (appropriately enough) named Magic Girl. She's the youngest player ever to win a major since 1887, when 15 year old Charlotte (Lottie) Dod won Wimbledon. She did it by dropping Mary Pierce like a bad habit in straight sets. FTP, name this 16 year old Swiss Phenom. 
 Answer:  Martina _HINGIS_ 
 TOSSUP 3 The headline reads "Seven Exotic Locations. Eleven Beautiful Women. One Lucky Guy." The Sports Illustrated 1997 Swimsuit show will be hosted by this man. Before, his showbuisiness roles had been a mere sidekicks, like his role as Marty Paskell in Down Periscope. Now he will be given star billing, alongside Vendela and other supermodels. 
 Answer:  Rob _SCHNEIDER_ 
MUSIC  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 Originally it was supposed to be an eight-sided album combining musique conrete, pop rock, and intricate instrumentals to form a coherent whole exploring the uses and abuses of all forms of sexuality in 1970s America.  Warner Brothers thought that such a monstrosity would have no commercial potential and so forced it to be broken down into _Sleep Dirt_, _Studio Tan_, _Orchestral Favorites_, and _Zappa in New York_. For ten points, name this Frank Zappa oeuvre reconstituted for release by Rykodisc in 1996.      
A:  _Lather_      (Accept anything that sounds like      Lather, Layther, or Leather) 
 TOSSUP 2 The title objects are released as a sign of peace and innocence, but the East German military mistakes them for a group of incoming nuclear warheads,  thermonuclear war ensues, destroying everything except for the woman who let them go.  For ten points, identify this new wave song, performed in German by Nena. 
A:  _99 Luftballoons_ (Prompt on 99 Red Balloons) 
 TOSSUP 3 In November, this phrase was yelled out in the French parliament, causing a confused and embarrassed silence.  It literally is a command for one to fornicate with one's mother, but in this case it refers to two young men -- one a French Caribbean, the other a Portuguese emigre -- who were arrested for insulting the marseilles police force.  For ten points, provide the term for these two men, the name of their stifled French gansta rap group. 
A:  _Nique Ta Mere_ 
 TOSSUP 4 They achieved their first national press in England with the release of their album His 'n Hers on which the five member band are drawn in a slick computerized cartoon style.  Their next, and latest, album entitled Different Class provided the critical acclaim and popularity to bring this British band across the big pond for their first American tour.  FTP name this band whose lead singer Jarvis Cocker jumped on stage during Michael Jackson's performance at this year's European MTV Video Music Awards and mockingly shook his bottom in defiance of the King of Pop's Jesus-like imagery.
 ANS: _PULP_ 
FILM  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 In this film, Danny DeVito delivers lines he spoke in _Romancing the Stone_; a chase scene borrows elements from both _Jurassic Park_ and _Toy Story_; and the resolution is cribbed from _The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes_.  For ten points, name this film starring Joe Don Baker, Lisa Marie, Glenn Close, and Jack Nicholson, directed by Tim Burton. 
A:  _Mars Attacks!_ 
 TOSSUP 2 He appeared briefly in the role of Satan in Rosemary's Baby, a part that came naturally to him.  His most famous statement is that the dead hand has suppressed living thought.  For ten points, name this founder of the American Church of Satan and author of The Satanic Bible. 
A:  Anton Fzandor _LaVey_ 
 TOSSUP 3 He might be the most famous former mayor in the world, but he got his start on Rawhide playing Rowdy Yates. FAQTP name this man who no one would accuse of being caramel coated and who won a Best Picture Oscar for his film The Unforgiven. 
ANS: Clint _EASTWOOD_ 
 TOSSUP 4 Q: The Beatles have been the subject of countless documentaries. However, this group also has a documentary.  The stars of the band are Eric Manchester, Ron Nasty, Barry Wom and Dirk McQuickly.  FTP name this fictitious band, whose story is told in the movie of the same name written by (and starring) Eric Idle. 
A: The _RUTLES_  (prompt on "ALL YOU NEED IS CASH") 
TELEVISION  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 This is an energy screen generator, which uses gravitational lensing, the creation of a distorted image of an object when it's light is focused by gravity. In the case of this device, the light is focused so that the object's index of refraction matches its surroundings, making the object transparent. Successful use of this device involves precisely balancing the radiative emissions from the warp drive nacelles, dissipating all electromagnetic radiation, gravitational fields and other energy emissions emanating from the ship, and distorting space in such a way that electromagnetic radiation and energy emissions are directed around the ship through subspace at velocities faster than light. FTP: Name this fictional device. 
 Answer:  _CLOAKING_ Device 
 TOSSUP 2 Kyle Brady called Eric Metcalf who called Moose Johnston who called Jerry Ball who spread the word to Curtis Martin.  Bryce Paup spread the news to Brent Jones. Last but not least was their friend Chris Carter.  FTP what was used on all the phones?
 ANS: _1-800-COLLECT_ 
 TOSSUP 3 In Spain, it's called "El Coche Fantastico." Not surprising, as its star is featured in the number one syndicated television show in the world. Its human star, anyway. It's other star is the Knight industries 2000, Also known as KITT. FTP, name this show, starring David Hasselhoff. 
 Answer:  _KNIGHT RIDER_ 
 TOSSUP 4 He holds the dubious distinction of being the only person to be fired from Weekend Update for swearing on the air. What member of Saturday Night Live and short time-anchor shot out of that role after he said "fuck" on live television. 
 Answer:  Charles _ROCKET_ 
FUN LITERATURE  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 In what appears to have been a publicity stunt gone horribly wrong, this man's bullet-proof vest-clad corpse was found dangling out the window of his Michigan Avenue apartment by a cord attached to the foot of his desk, on which was found a fully loaded pistol and a manuscript of his most recent book.   For ten points, name this Chicago author of detective and spy novels, who died this past December. 
A:  Eugene "Guy" _Izzi_ 
 TOSSUP 2 In one of his books, he discusses such things at the Cursing in Swedish page, and the Virtual Toilet. I swear I am not making this up. FTP, name this man, who's "Guide to Cyberspace" dismisses the Macintosh as far too easy to learn and use, and therefore not worth discussing. 
 Answer:  Dave _BARRY_ 
 TOSsup 3 The main character of this book is named John Self.  A porn freak and jetsetter, aficionado of wealth and women, Self is the shameless heir to a fast-food culture where there is an insistent invitation to engage in futile self-gratification.  FTP what is the title of this Martin Amis novel that mocks most of this tournament's subject matter and whose subtitle is - A Suicide Note? 
ANS: _MONEY_ 
COMICS  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 He is extremely proficient at sinking ship, particularly those of Captain Ahax, and is an exceptional warrior despite lacking the cunning of Pal and the honor of Arcadio.  Though he is amazingly stupid, he generally tries to do good, and will go to the ends of the earth for a friend with access to a large supply of cheese dip.  For ten points, name this comic strip barbarian, creation of Mad Magazine's Sergio Aragones. 
A:  _Groo_ the Wanderer 
 TOSSUP 2 His secret origin is never adequately explored in his Saturday morning television show. However, in the comics, he's an unemployed crossword editor, who only hooks up with his moth-man sidekick later. FTP, name this nigh-invulnerable defender of "The City." SPOOOON!!! 
 Answer:  The _TICK_ 
FOOD  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 According to Dennis Miller, this is for the man who walks right off the surface of the sun, directly into the 7-11. "I'm a little parched there, Habib. What do you have in a depth charge size?" FTP, name this type of drink, a favorite of college kids, that actually has its own undertow. 
 Answer:  _BIG GULP_ (accept Super Big Gulp) 
 TOSSUP 2 Ok, imagine that this snack item represents the normal psychokinetic energy of New York.....That's a quote about this snack food from Ghostbusters. In Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, they were used to lure Genghis Khan into the booth. FTP, name these snack cakes, that will probably survive nuclear war. That's right, all you stoners. They will in fact be available after the apocalypse in all their spongy yellow glory. 
 Answer:  _TWINKIES_ 
 TOSSUP 3 Boil 6 cups of water. Stir it in. Boil rapidly for 7 to 10 minutes, or until tender. Drain and return to pan. Add 1/4 cup Parkay spread sticks, 1/4 cup 2% low fat milk, and cheese sauce mix. This makes about 3 cups of, FTP, what creamy, cheezy taste treat? 
 Answer:  _KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE_ (Kraft must be included in answer.) 
COMPUTER  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 You wake up in your bedroom in the floating city of New Caldonia. Immediately, you are ordered to report to the TSA. As Agent number 5, you are ordered to go back to the year 200 million B.C., to pick up a log recorder disk. By doing so, you skip over the temporal wave that renders the Earth a warlike place that the Cyrollans (Sir-roll-ans) will not contact. FTP, name this groundbreaking game, in which you use the Pegasus time machine to protect the future in this game from Presto studios. 
 Answer:  The _JOURNEYMAN PROJECT_ 
KIDS STUFF  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 Down at Fraggle Rock, you dance your cares away, 'cause worry's for another day. Also, the Doozers build things with special sticks. Tasty ones. They make their building materials from a food that the Fraggles love, and the Gords grow in their garden. FTP, name this tuberous taste treat. 
 Answer:  _RADISHES_ 
 TOSSUP 2 Gloppy, Gramma Nutt, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, and Lord Liquorice are just some of the characters that one encounters on their journey through this Milton Bradley board game.  Each turn consists of a player picking a card and moving ahead the designated number of colored squares.  FTP what is the name of this classic childhood game where the object is to be the first player to reach the Candy Castle? 
ANS: _CANDY LAND_ 
 TOSSUP 3 The detective is on a mission to save the country from another evil plot. Things start off bad, as he injures his boss, who is handing him the assignment.  He then mistakes the enemy for friends, and thinks that his dog is the enemy.  Luckily, his daughter solves it all with her super-cool computer book.  FTP, which cartoon am I describing, which contains MAD Agents, Chief Quimby, Daughter Penny, and Dog Brain. 
A: _INSPECTOR GADGET_ 
OTHER  TOSSUPS 
 TOSSUP 1 He claimed that the photos he was distributing were Maxim Gorky, not Karl Marx, but this did not prevent the Turkish government from expelling him for spreading communist propaganda and of spying.  He was forced to leave the KGB as a result and entered politics, claiming on Turkish television that he would personally reclaim Istanbul for Russia.  For ten points, name the Russian politician whose eyes are also on territory in Central Asia, China, Eastern Europe, and Alaska. A:  Vladimir _Zhirinovsky_ 
 TOSSUP 2 Established in 1986 in Hartland, Wisconsin, this company became an immediate success.  Its most recent line includes patterns based on such games as Operation, Monopoly, Twister, and Scrabble.  These are in addition to their long-standing collection of television, cartoon, and film themed fashions, and of course their most famous line depicting various species of fish.  for ten points, identify this monolith in the tacky polyester tie industry. A:  _Ralph Marlin_ and Company 
 TOSSUP 3 It is the oldest continuously circulated newspaper in the United States.  Founded by Alexander Hamilton in 1801 one has to figure that this paper couldn't always have been the sensational tabloid it has come to be.  FTP name this newspaper that didn't quite make the cut to get into Billy Joel's home state anthem, New York State of Mind. ANS: THE _NEW YORK POST_ 
BONI 
SPORTS  BONI 
 BONUS 1 30-20-10 30: The original idea for Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Wanna Have Fun video had this man playing Cyndi's mother in drag 20:  When one thinks of hairy, bald guys this man has to be near the top of the list.  Another clue is that he provided background vocals for Captain Lou Albano's song "Captain Lou's History of Music" which is from the original Wrestling Album.  His background lyrics were, "Hey, Captain, you go, hey". 10:  Known in professional wrestling circles as a cheap date, his ideal meal:  A turnbuckle and a side order of human flesh.  By the way, he is currently appearing a Fila advertisement that chronicles the toughening of Detroit Piston Grant Hill. 
ANS: _GEORGE "THE ANIMAL" STEELE_ (prompt on anything short of all that is capitalized) 
 BONUS 2 
Answer the Following questions about fishing, FTP each. First, name "the Tuna" that will probably not be caught in New England next year. 
 Answer:  Bill _PARCELLS_ Next, who wants to reel the tuna in? 
 Answer:  the New York _JETS_ Third, the Patriots stipulate that any compensation package for Parcells must include what property of the Jets? 
 Answer:  The _NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK_ 
 BONUS 3 (30) Answer the following questions about Teemu Sellane, FTP each. First, what team does he play for? 
 Answer:  Anaheim _MIGHTY DUCKS_ Next, what two players did they trade Winnipeg for Selanne, 10 points apiece. 
 Answer:  Oleg _TVERDOVSKY_ (tih-vehr-dohv-ski), Chad _KILGER_ FILM 
 BONUSES 
 BONUS 1 (30) Identify these veterans of Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In from their subsequent movie roles, for ten points each.  (Hint, none of them are Goldie Hawn.) 
He played the villain in The Running Man 
A:  Richard _Dawson_ 
She was the voice of the wardrobe in Beauty and the Beast 
A:  JoAnne _Worly_ 
He appeared as a Nazi in The Blues Brothers, as a supermarket manager in Innerspace, and as a public service announcer in Kentucky Fried movie 
A:  Henry _Gibson_ 
 BONUS 2 (30) 
ANS:   these questions about the phrase "Klaatu barada nikto" for ten points each. First, name the robot who would destroy the planet in The Day the Earth Stood Still unless this phrase were said to him. 
A:  _Gort_ 
In what Bruce Campbell movie was this the phrase that had to be said before the Necronomicon could be removed from its pedestal? 
A:  _Army of Darkness_ 
In what movie were there bit roles named Klaatu, Barada, and Nikto.? 
A:  _Return of the Jedi_ 
 BONUS 3 Do you believe that Eddie Murphy stole Art Buchwald's idea and turned it into the movie Coming to America?  Well you won't get any points for your opinion but you will get the designated number of points for answering the following questions about one of Eddie's finest flicks. 
5: For five points what was the name of Buchwald's screenplay that became Coming to America? 
ANS: _KING FOR A DAY_ 
5: For five points where in the United States does Prince Akeem search for a woman fit for a future king? 
ANS: _QUEENS_ (prompt on New York and New York City) 
20pts, 10 pts each Prince Akeem is eventually guided to find his queen at the Black Awareness Rally.  At the rally Eddie Murphy's portrayal of fictional singer Randy Watson is as over the top as any of his other characters in any of his movies.  FTP each what is the song Watson sings and the name of his band "who play so fine"? 
ANS: _THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL_ (song)  & _SEXUAL CHOCOLATE_ (band) 
TV  BONI 
 BONUS 1 (30) Given the Character from Hogan's Heroes, name the actor that played him, FTP each. 
Colonel Klink		Answer:  Werner _KLEMPERER_ 
Newkirk		Answer:  Richard _DAWSON_ 
Colonel Hogan	Answer:  Bob _CRANE_ 
 BONUS 2 
If a Tossup began "Roger, Rerun, and Dwayne" someone would be all over it after those four words.  The University of Pennsylvania would rather test your depth of knowledge of the premier blacksploitation sitcom of the late seventies than your speed of recognition.  So, lets see if, in the following questions, you can tell us What's Happening!" 
10: When high school let out for the day, the aforementioned trio would always head straight to the soda shop where the hijinks began.  FTP what was the name of the this restaurant where Shirley would, ever so demurely, always greet Rerun with a fat joke?
 ANS: _ROB'S PLACE_ 
10: My God, could Rerun dance.  But hey, or should I say, "hey hey hey", what more surprising trait could we expect from the fat character of such a elegantly scripted show.  FTP what was the name of the dance troop, which Rerun joined, that underhandedly designed a routine to make fun of Rerun's girth?  Don't fret, because even if you don't get the points you can feel secure in the knowledge that Roger took Rerun's place on the night of the troop's national TV appearance and all of their fat jokes weren't funny! 
ANS: the _ROCKETS_ 10pts 
If there is anything that this rock and roll band hates, it's bootlegging.  That is, the unauthorized taping of their concerts.  What real rock and roll band came to Roger, Rerun and Dwayne's high school to do a benefit concert and ultimately utilized the wily Rerun to foil the bootlegging attempts of Al Dunbar?  Hint, if you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about just guess a classic rock band of the late seventies and you might get lucky. 
ANS: the _DOOBIE BROTHERS_ 
 BONUS 3 6.  Come on knock on our door, we've been waiting for you, where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's Company too. Answer these questions about the sitcom that had more per episode sexual innuendo than any other sitcom in TV history. 
10pts  FTP what was the name of the character Jack Tripper replaced when he moved into the apartment? 
ANS: _ELEANOR_ 
10pts You all know that Suzanne Sommers played Chrissy Snow, but FTP do you know what Chrissy was short for? 
ANS: _CHRISTMAS_ 
10pts  Remember the early episodes where Jack was in cooking school?  Do you remember the bug eyed dean who could never get over the fact that Jack lived with "TWO GIRLS!"?  Well, you'll get ten points for remembering his name. 
ANS: Dean _TRAVERS_ 
COMICS  BONI 
 BONUS 1 Given the comic book character, give their secret identity/real name, for 5 points apiece.   
Shadowcat		Kitty _PRYDE_   
Dr. Doom		_VICTOR VON DOOM_   
Dr. Strange		_STEPHEN STRANGE_  
Quicksilver		Pietro _MAXIMOFF_  
Captain America	Steve _ROGERS_   
Gambit			Remy _LeBEAU_ 
 BONUS 2 (30) Identify the following characters from Calvin and Hobbes, FTP apiece. 
Name his babysitter 			 Answer:  _ROSSLYN_ 
Name Calvin's Uncle 			 Answer:  Uncle _MAX_ 
Name his teacher, who in fact, according to Bill Watterson, is in fact named after the apprentice devil in "The Screw-Tape Letters." 
 Answer:  Mrs. _WORMWOOD_ 
MUSIC  BONI 
 BONUS 1 30pts 3. 
10 pts each, finish the line from a Fab Four classic off the White Album. 
10: His rival it seemed had broken his dreams By stealing the girl of his fancy Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil 
ANS: But _EVERYONE KNEW HER AS NANCY_ 
10: When I hold you in my arms And I feel my finger on your trigger I know no one can do me no harm 
ANS: Because _HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN_ 
10: In their styes with all their backing They don't care what goes on around In their eyes there's something lacking 
ANS: _WHAT THEY NEED'S A DAMN GOOD WHACKING_ 
 BONUS 2 (30) Identify these talking heads songs given their origins, FTP each. 
This song was initially written in an attempt to emulate what a Randy Newman  ballad would sound like if written and performed by Alice Cooper. 
A:  _Psycho Killer_ 
This song takes as its title a modification of a phrase common among fans of George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic. 
A:  _Burning Down the House_ 
Immortalized in this song is a girl who once confessed that she relaxed by taking LSD while lying in a field, causing escapist flying hallucinations. 
A:  _And She Was_ 
 BONUS 3 (30) 
Answer the following conjunction bonuses about music, FTP each. 
First, This punk/ska band from Boston that played in the movie Clueless joined its members with another band, an R and B outfit that played Dick Clark's Rockin' eve this last new year. Name the new band they formed. 
 Answer:  _THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSS-TONY RICH PROJECT_ 
Next, This numerical album by Chicago includes a collaboration by a group of anti-fair haired women who sang "What's up?" 
 Answer:  _25 OR 6 TO 4 NON BLONDES_ 
Apparently, the Warren commission has revised their report. Now, they say it was actually this former frontwoman for Belly who was up at the 9th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository, shooting Jack Kennedy. Name her. 
 Answer:  _TANYA DONNELLY HARVEY OSWALD_ 
 TOSSUP 4 20: One of the truly outstanding figures of the American songster tradition, this man might have been the most widely known black rural performer to achieve "cross-over" popularity in the decades preceding the 1950's.  His music went beyond the blues to include folk songs, work songs, moans, hollers, children's songs, gospel and even cowboy and country music.  His poor, migrant background of illiteracy, violence and death inexplicable drew him toward a life of confrontation and crime and in 1917 he was convicted of murder and sentenced to spend thirty years in prison.  But, in 1924 he was pardoned by Texas Governor Pat Neff who had been deeply moved by his music.  For twenty points, all or nothing, name this man, The King of the 12- String Guitar, who died in 1949 just as international acclaim beckoned. 
ANS: _LEADBELLY_ 
FUN LITERATURE  BONI 
 BONUS 1 (30) 
ANS:   the following questions about Harry Harrison's character James Bolivar DiGriz, for the stated number of points. For 5-For 5 points each, give the two nicknames that Jim DiGriz has, one which goes before his first name, and one which completely replaces his name. 
 Answer:  _SLIPPERY JIM_, the _STAINLESS STEEL RAT_ 
For 10, name the Super-police organization that the master criminal Jim DiGriz is an agent of. 
 Answer:  The _SPECIAL CORPS_ 
For 5 apiece, name Jim's two sons. 
 Answer:  _JAMES_ and _BOLIVAR_ 
 BONUS 2 Given a Magazine title, tell me how many issues per year are produced FTPE. Note this includes specials. 
1) Vibe                     A: 10 (Dec/Jan and Jun/Jul are combined) 
2) Time                     A: 52 (no tricks!) 
3) Newsweek            A: 53! 
COMPUTER  BONI 
 BONUS 1 Given a description of the cast of a CD-ROM game, identify them for ten points each. 
William Shatner plays Walter Bascom. 
A: _Tekwar_ 
John Goodman plays King Mattruss. 
A: _Pyst_ 
This game is star-studded, including Christopher Walken, Karen Allen, Burgess Meredith, John Rhys-Davies. 
A: _Ripper_ 

FOOD  BONI 
 BONUS 1 (30) Name the fictional foods, FTP each. 
First, Calvin's favorite cereal. 
 Answer:  _CHOCOLATE FROSTED SUGAR BOMBS_ 
Not technically a food, but Stimpy eats it, and he won a chance to meet Muddy Mudskipper in a slogan contest, in which he observed that "it stays crunchy even in milk." 
 Answer:  _GRITTY KITTY_ Kitty litter 
It's made out of people! It's Peeeeeeeh---pullllllll!! 
 Answer:  _SOYLENT GREEN_ 
 BONUS 2 
Answer  the following questions about Candy bars, FTP each. Every M&M/Mars Candy bar is a variant on this, most simple candy bar that they make. 
 Answer:  _THREE MUSKETEERS_ Add Caramel to the Three Musketeers bar, and you get this candy bar. 
 Answer:  _MILKY WAY_ Add peanuts to the Milky Way, and you get this bar. 
 Answer:  _SNICKERS_ 
KIDS STUFF  BONI 
 BONUS 1 (30)
Answer   the following questions about the Muppet show for the stated number of points. First, for ten points apiece, name the two people who have been relegated to a nursing home. 
 Answer:  _STATLER_ and _WALDORF_ 
For an additional ten points, name the new host of the Muppet Show. 
 Answer:  _CLIFFORD_ 
 BONUS 2 (30) 
Answer the following questions about Pee-wee's playhouse, FTP each. First, name his talking, blue barcalounger. 
 Answer:  _CHAIRY_ 
Next, name the future oscar winning actor who played Cowboy Curtis. 
 Answer:  Lawrence _FISHBURN_
Finally, name the magic words that Pee-wee's genie spoke when it did magic. 
 Answer:  _MEKKA LEKKA HI MEKKA HINIE HO_ 
 BONUS 3 Given a name of a transformer, classify him as an Autobot or Deceptecon. Be Careful, because a miss stops you!  Five points Each. Five more points for all correct. 
1) Optimus Prime            AUTOBOT 
2) Rumble                       DECEPTECON 
3) Jetfire                       AUTOBOT 
4) Wheeljack                  AUTOBOT 
5) Computron                 AUTOBOT MISCELLANEOUS 
 BONI 
 BONUS 1 (30) Identify these defunct role-playing or strategy games FTP each. 
Characters in this Steve Jackson game have four attributes -- Zip, Smarts, Strength, and Chutzpah -- and are immortal, though they "fall down" when they run out of hit points. 
A:  _Toon_ 
Due to legal complications, the arch-enemies of the title character of this Victory espionage game were changed to Carl Ferenc Skorpios and TAROT. 
A:  _James  Bond_ (Do not accept,  Bond, James as this is the name of a GAME, not a fictional character.) 
This TSR boardgame is set in a Wisconsin city; one player controls the police, army, and firefighting forces while the other chooses on of eight gigantic creatures with which to wreak havoc. 
A:  _The Monster that Ate Cheboygan_ (sh-BOY-gan) 
 BONUS 2 (30) Given the badly named condom brand, name it, FTP each. 
This brand was named for an Egyptian pharaoh who had over 200 children. 
 Answer:  _RAMSES_ 
This brand was named for a group of people who allowed themselves to take in an item that they had wanted, only to have the item open, invaders leak out, and conquer the city. 
 Answer:  _Trojans_ 
Somehow, this condom managed to get itself named after the unit of currency in Marioland. Name it. 
 Answer:  _GOLD COIN_ 
 BONUS 3 Smoking may cause cancer, birth defects, heart disease, emphysema and complicate pregnancy, but look on the bright side, you get to shop from the Marlboro catalogue.  Given a description of an item from the Marlboro Unlimited catalogue let's see how well you know the price of such fine merchandise.  To make things easier, rather than guessing in Marlboro miles, tell me how many packs of Marlboro one would have to smoke to "earn" the following goods. 
10pts FTP, come within 3 packs either way Marlboro Unlimited Cap 
ANS: _21_ packs (accept 18-24) 
10pts  FTP, come within 25 packs either way Big Red Bed Roll
 ANS: _150_ packs (accept 125-175) 
10pts The Marlboro Shearling Before you guess, I should let you know that in addition to the number of pack vouchers you are to guess, you also must send in $195 in cash.  FTP come within 100 packs. 
ANS: _480_ packs (accept 380-480)