PRIMAL BUZZ - FIRST PERIOD 1. This food was invented by Peal B. Wait (*), a manufacturer of cough medicine, in 1897. FTP - name the item, a combination of fruit flavoring and gelatin. ANSWER: Jello 2. This soccer player from San Diego State University became the first American to play in Germany's Bundesliga in 1992, scoring (*) 9 goals in his first 10 games. In 1996, he scored the first goal in Major League soccer history. This past January, he became the all- time leading scorer on the US national team. For 10 points, name this forward for the San Jose Clash. ANSWER: Eric Wynalda 3. This New York City born fantasy novelist is a member of Mensa, a high priestess in a Celtic pagan tradition, and one of the first female rock critics. During the late 1960's and early 1970's, she edited Jazz and Pop magazine. In 1970, she married Jim Morrison. Her (*) novels, like The Copper Crown, The Throne of Scone, and The Oak Above the Kings, blend Celtic mythology and science fiction. FTP, name the authoress of Strange Days: My Life and Times with Jim Morrison. ANSWER: Patricia Kennealy-Morrison (accept Morrison until "Jim Morrison") 4. Spoofing "The Cat and the Canary," "The Maltese Falcon," and (*) "To Have and Have Not," this movie starts with 5 detectives being invited to a strange house for "dinner and a murder." When the host is killed, the detectives all try to solve the murder, only to find that the "murderer" is the host, who is still alive. FTP, name this movie written by Neil Simon, whose star-studded cast includes Alec Guinness, Peter Sellers, David Niven, and Truman Capote. ANSWER: Murder by Death 5. Melissa plays Mary Ingalls (*) in "Little House on the Prairie," Arn is a member of professional wrestling's Four Horsemen, and Gillian plays Dana Scully on "The X-Files." FTP, what is the shared last name of these people? ANSWER: Anderson 6. Laurel and Hardy, Sonny and Cher, Don Knotts, and the Harlem Globetrotters all made guest appearances on this cartoon featuring the crime solving antics of five teenagers and a dog. FTP, name the cartoon, where those "pesky kids!" drive a van named the Mystery Machine. ANSWER: Scooby Doo 7. This artist, after working as assistant engineer on the Abbey Road album for the Beatles, went on to engineer Wings' "Red Rose Speedway" and Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon". After meeting up and forming a "project" with (*) Eric Woolfson, he produced albums such as "I Robot, "The Turn of a Friendly Card", and "Eye in the Sky. FTP, name the artist who released his latest album, "On Air", in CD format only on September 24, 1996, in America with River North Records. ANSWER: Alan Parsons SECOND PERIOD 8. The same actor has portrayed Victor Frankenstein, Romeo, Ivanhoe, Sancho Panza, (*) the African god Ananzi, Tom Sawyer, and Cyrano de Bergerac. It's an even more impressive feat when you realize that this actor is a Jack Russell terrier. He's the star, FTP, of what PBS childrens' show, designed to introduce young people to great literature? ANSWER: Wishbone 9. This group produced songs such as "Mistral Wind," "Nada One," (*) and "Lighter Touch," on albums such as "Dog & Butterfly" and "Bad Animals." FTP, what is the name of the group, with lead singers Ann and Nancy Wilson, who hit the charts with songs such as "Never," "Alone,", "These Dreams," and "All I Wanna Do (Is Make Love To You)"? ANSWER: Heart 10. Among her earlier American roles was that of Frazier Crane's first wife (*) in one episode of "Cheers". More recently, she gained acclaim for writing the screenplay for "Sense and Sensibility". For ten points - name the actress, who also starred in "Junior". ANSWER: Emma Thompson 12. A little red-painted toy tugboat with a blue smokestack (*) decides that he was meant for grander things than a toy store. So when the toy store owner puts him in a brook, the tugboat floats away. The brook takes him to a river, and then out to sea. Just as he is about to be lost at sea, the toy store owner picks him out of the water. The tugboat lends his name, FTP to what Little Golden Book story, illustrated by Tibor Gergely and first published in 1946? ANSWER: Scuffy the Tugboat and His Adventures Down the River 13. This Greek born pianist moved to the U.S. in 1972 and received a degree in psychology from the University of Minnesota. Possessed (*) of perfect pitch, he received Grammy nominations for two albums, In My Time and Dare to Dream, despite being a self-taught musician. His first live performance in the land of his birth was held in the shadow of the Parthenon, and filled the 2000 year old Herod Atticus Theatre to capacity. FTP, name this New Age, mononymic, much maligned composer/pianist. ANSWER: Yanni 14. He called Jaguars quarterback Mark Brunell "a wannabe"(*) and Jimmy Smith, who took over at wide receiver after he was cut in the middle of the season, "a backstabber". Now the Green Bay Packers have backstabbed him, cutting him less than two months after he caught a touchdown pass in their Super Bowl win. FTP - name this fading superstar. ANSWER: Andre Rison THIRD PERIOD 15. The 27th full length animated Disney film (*) is loosely based on a novel by Charles Dickens. FTP, name the movie, featuring the voices of Huey Lewis, Bette Midler, and Billy Joel. ANSWER: Oliver and Company 16. Tony Resch's team, from Philadelphia, has (*) the league's best record this season. FTP - name the sports league, played in hockey arenas and has a thirty second shot clock, that includes the Philadelphia Wings, Charlotte Cobras, and the New York Saints. ANSWER: Major Indoor Lacrosse League or MILL 17. This 1995 movie is one of two in the Internet Movie Database to be banned in the Republic of Ireland. (*) Critics in the U.S. attempted to stop the release of this film, one of the first to carry an NC-17 rating. In fact, screenwriter Joe Eszterhas and director Paul Verhoeven probably wish it had never been released in the U.S., after it flopped at the box office to excoriating reviews. FTP, name this film, which marked the beginning - and possibly the end- of Elizabeth Berkeley's movie career. ANSWER: Showgirls (Moderator: Boo anyone who disagrees with the question) 18. "SST Death Flight", "Robot Holocaust", "Godzilla (*) vs. Megalon" and "Laserblast" all have two things in common: they're all awful movies, and they've all been hacked in - FTP - what Comedy Central and now Sci-Fi Network series? ANSWER: Mystery Science Theater 3000 or MST3K 19. This band from Milwaukee consists of Gordon Gano, Brian Ritchie, and Guy Hoffman. (*) FTP, name this band, some of whose albums are "3" and "Why Do Birds Sing," who are probably best known for their song "Blister in the Sun." ANSWER: Violent Femmes 20. In this novel, Will Graham teams up with Jack Crawford to find a serial killer referred to by the media as "The Tooth Fairy." Written by Thomas Harris, this book inspired the movie "Manhunter" and is the sequel to "The Silence of the Lambs". FTP, name it. ANSWER: Red Dragon 21. Since her divorce, she's come to the United States to find her own American Dream. So far, she's been a spokeswoman for Weight Watchers and hawked cranberry juice. Now she's starting her own syndicated newspaper column for the New York Times. FTP, name this redheaded formal royal. ANSWER: Sarah Ferguson SHOOTOUT SO-1. The College of DuPage in 1989, the University of Minnesota in 1990, (*) the University of Illinois - Chicago 1991, George Washington University in 1992, and USC in 1993. These colleges, in these years, were the locations of, for 10 points, the national championship tournament of what game, known as the "varsity sport of the mind?" ANSWER: College Bowl SO-2. This Montreal Canadiens goaltender established the practice of leaving the crease to get the puck after a dump-in (*) by the other team, and also was the first to signal to his defencemen that icing was going to be called on a play. FTP, name this six-time winner of the Vezina Trophy, and first goaltender to wear a mask. ANSWER: Jacques Plante SO-3. This large, green thorny fruit, whose scientific name is Durio zibethinus Murr, is (*) widespread in southeast Asia, where it is so widely esteemed as a delicacy that it is known as "The King of the Fruits". However, the smell of - FTP- what fruit is so strong and foul that it is banned from airplanes and so public areas? ANSWER: Durian or Duren or Thuria PRIMAL BUZZ - BONUS 30 POINT BONUS 1. Given a list of characters, name the daytime soap. Ten points each. a. Audrey Hardy, Ned Ashton, Mac Scorpio, and Sonny Lorinthos. ANSWER: General Hospital b. Dr. Marlena Evans, Jennifer Blake, Victor Kiriakis, Dr. Mike Horton. ANSWER: Days of Our Lives c. Marcus Williams, Vivian Grant, Reva Shayne Lewis Cooper, Phillip Spaulding ANSWER: Guiding Light 20 POINT BONUS 2. Yes, "The English Patient" won far, far too many Oscars. But not all of them. Name a few other winners, for five points each. a. First, this adaptation of a Jane Austen novel won for Best Original Musical or Comedy Score, presumably because "The English Patient" won in the separate category for Best Dramatic Score. ANSWER: Emma b. Second, this film won Best Foreign Film, which "The English Patient" can't win, being, as its title implies, an English-language film. ANSWER: Kolya Third, this documentary about the Muhammad Ali - George Foreman "Rumble in the Jungle" in 1974 won Best Documentary, probably because "The English Patient" was a work of fiction. ANSWER: When We Were Kings Fourth, this newcomer actually defeated "The English Patient", winningBest Adapted Screenplay for "Sling Blade". ANSWER: Billy Bob Thornton 20 POINT BONUS 3. How long has it been since you last played Magic: The Gathering? For 5 points each, given the name of a Magic card, classify it as red, white, blue, green, black, or artifact. a. Orcish Spy ANSWER: redb. Vexing Arcanix ANSWER: artifactc. Night Soil ANSWER: greend. Serra Angel ANSWER: white 20 POINT BONUS 4. This question writer sure picked a bad fantasy football team this year. See if you can do better with hindsight on this thirty point bonus. a. My starting quarterback, Erik Kramer of the Bears, spent most of the season on injured reserve. For five points, what quarterback, who has lead the league in passing touchdowns for two consecutive years, did I decline drafting in the first round? ANSWER: Brett Favre b. Instead of picking up Favre, I nabbed Emmitt Smith with the second overall pick, who did not lead the league in rushing touchdowns this year. For ten points - what running back, whose team missed the playoffs, did? ANSWER: Terry Allen c. My second round pick, Carl Pickens of the Bengals, did manage to collect twelve touchdown passes. For five points apiece - what Charger and what Raven led the league last season with fourteen touchdown catches each? ANSWER: Tony Martin and Michael Jackson 30 POINT BONUS 5. It's time to prove your knowledge of the Brady Bunch! For 5 points each, name the six actors and actresses who played the Brady children in the TV series. ANSWER: Christopher Knight, Mike Lookinland, Maureen McCormick, Susan Olsen, Eve Plumb, Barry Williams 30 POINT BONUS 6. Name the musical woman, 30-20-10. 30-She's the only woman to officially be comsidered a member of the Beach Boys. 20-Currently, she tours the U.S. singing big band and jazz songs, often with symphony orchestras. Her must recent album is 1991's "Never Let Me Go." 10-With her husband, she won "Song of the Year" at the 1975 Grammy awards for "Love Will Keep Us Together." ANSWER: Toni Tennille 30 POINT BONUS 7. Here's a bonus for fans of professional wrestling. FTP each, given the real name of a professional wrestler, give the stage name he is currently using. a. Terry Bollea ANSWER: Hulk Hogan b. Michael Hickenbottom ANSWER: Shawn Michaels c. Steve Borden ANSWER: Sting 30 POINT BONUS 8. Answer these questions about the game of Yahtzee for 10 points each. a. What company produces Yahtzee? ANSWER: Milton Bradley b. When scoring the game, how many points do you need to score in the top section in order to get the 35 point bonus? ANSWER: 63 c. How many points do you score for a full house? ANSWER: 25 30 POINT BONUS 9. Whether you like her music or hate it, you've probably heard so many Alanis Morissette songs on the radio that you've had no choice but to memorize the lyrics to all of them. Let's hope so, anyway. Given lyrics from songs on her album "Jagged Little Pill," identify the songs FTP each. a. "I feel drunk but I'm sober. I'm young and I'm underpaid." ANSWER: Hand In My Pocket b. "And all I need now is intellectual intercourse" ANSWER: All I Really Want c. "Swallow it down (What a jagged little pill)" ANSWER: You Learn 30 POINT BONUS 10. Sue Grafton is well-known for her alphabet series of mysteries, such as "A is for Alibi." FTP each, tell what each of the following letters stands for in the titles of Sue Grafton novels. a. K ANSWER: Killer b. F ANSWER: Fugitive c. G ANSWER: Gumshoe 30 POINT BONUS 11. In September of 1995, Cal Ripken Jr. broke Lou Gehrig's American record for consecutive games played. In June of 1996, to much less fanfare, he broke the world baseball record in this category. Answer these questions about the former world record for 10 points each. a. What Japanese player held the record before Ripken? ANSWER: Sachio Kinugasa b. Within 50, how many consecutive games did Kinugasa play in? ANSWER: 2,215 (accept 2,165 to 2,265) c. What team did Kinugasa play for when he set this record? ANSWER: Hiroshima or Carp 30 POINT BONUS 12. Richie Rich, the poor little rich boy, has been the star of comic books, cartoons, and a motion picture. For ten point each name his butler, maid, and chauffeur. ANSWER: Cadbury, Irona and Bascom 30 POINT BONUS 13. Anyone old enough to remember the eighties remembers "The Breakfast Club". But who were those five detention-bound teenagers? For five points each, name the five Brat Pack actors. ANSWER: Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Ally Sheedy, Judd Nelson, Emilio Estevez 30 POINT BONUS 14. "Breathe deep the gathering gloom; watch lights fade from every room; bedsitter people look back and lament; another day's useless energies spent..." So begins a monologue at the end of the album "Days of Future Passed". Name the following about the monologue, written by Graeme Edge. a. For five points: the name of the group that produced the album. ANSWER: the Moody Blues b. For five points: name the song that precedes the above mentioned monologue. ANSWER: Nights in White Satin c. For ten points: the name of the monologue. ANSWER: the Lost Lament d. For ten points, finish the lyric: "cold-hearted orb that rules the night/removes the colours from our sight/red is gray, and yellow white/but we decide which is right/" ANSWER: and which is an illusion? 30 POINT BONUS 15. How well do you know your Douglas Adams? Given an event occurring somewhere in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, name which of the five books it occurs in. Ten points each. a. First, Arthur Dent is insulted by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. ANSWER: Life, the Universe, and Everything b. Second, Arthur meets Rob McKenna, the Rain God. ANSWER: So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish c. Third, Arthur the Sandwich Maker's idyllic life is interrupted by the arrival of his daughter Random. ANSWER: Mostly Harmless 30 POINT BONUS 17. Go Mocs! Time for the obligatory bonus about the biggest surprise in this year's NCAA men's basketball tournament, the University of Tennessee-Chattanooga. a. First, FTP, name the conference that UTC won this year to earn a spot in the NCAA tournament. ANSWER: Southern Conference b. Second, FTP, name the coach of the UTC men's basketball team who led the Mocs to their first ever Sweet Sixteen bid this year. ANSWER: Mack McCarthy c. Third, for five points each, name the two teams that UTC upset before it lost to Providence. ANSWER: Georgia Bulldogs and Illinois Illini 30 POINT BONUS 18. One of this question writer's favorite 80's movies is Real Genius, a story of the escapades of disgustingly smart college kids, starring Val Kilmer as a wunderkind with an attitude.. How well do you know the movie? Given a quote from Real Genius, name the character who spoke it, 10 points each: a. "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said... 'I drank WHAT?!?'" ANSWER: Chris Knight b. "And from now on, stop playing with yourself!" ANSWER: Mitch Taylor c. "Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot." ANSWER: Prof. or Dr. Hathaway (Prompt on "the professor" or equivalent) 20 POINT BONUS 19. And you thought UPN was bad? Wait until you have to name these shows on the dubba-dubba-WB, for ten points each. a. First, this show is loosely based on the 1992 Kristy Swanson/Luke Perry movie of the same name. In it, Sarah-Michelle Gellar plays the "Chosen One" who constantly does battle with supernatural beings. ANSWER: Buffy the Vampire Slayer b. Second, this soon-to-die Star Trek spoof, starring Flex and Darryl Bell, once featured James Doohan as an engineer who periodically said, "My old captain wouldn't do that." ANSWER: Homeboys in Outer Space 20 POINT BONUS 20. How well do you know your oldies? For five points each, and a five point bonus for all three, given a list of songs, name the band. a. "Never My Love", "Windy", "Along Comes Mary". ANSWER: The Association b. "My Favorite Vegetable", "409", and "Wendy". ANSWER: The Beach Boys c. "Pleasant Valley Sunday", "(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone", "Daydream Believer". ANSWER: The Monkees 30 POINT BONUS 21. Hey, all you bar hoppers out there; let's see how well you know your alcohol! For ten points each, name the drink given the ingredients in no particular order: a. Kahlua, Vodka. ANSWER: Black Russian b. ginger ale, grenadine syrup. ANSWER: Shirley Temple c. gin, lemon juice, sugar, club soda, an orange slice, and a maraschino cherry. ANSWER: Tom Collins