1998 Fred Sanford Memorial Trash Tournament
Gorditas! Gorditas!
Toss-Ups by Josh Allen, Michelle Cantave, and Adam Fine; edited by Fine

1.  Its color may be red brindle, other brindles, solid white, or piebald.
It was first developed in England in the 13th century for courage and
ferocity needed in a certain sport, but when that sport became illegal in
1835, it was bred to eliminate viciousness.  It has small, thin ears,
located high on the head; a large broad nose; and while it has long hind
legs, its forelegs are short, stout, and straight.  For ten points,
identify the breed of dog known as a mascot for Great Britain, Mississippi
State, and the University of Georgia.
Answer:  _Bulldog_

2.  She began her acting career on the stage, receiving a Drama Critics
Award for her role in the 1953 play Trip to Bountiful.  Later in her
career she made her mark on television, appearing regularly on
"Moonlighting" and winning an Emmy for the 1990 miniseries People Like Us.
Who, however, for ten points, was best known for two 1950s movies,
starring opposite Cary Grant in North by Northwest and as the Best
Supporting Actress in 1954's "On the Waterfront?"
Answer:  Eva Marie _Saint_

3.  Incorporated in 1927 as United Independent Broadcasters, Incorporated,
the name was changed a year later.  That year communications executive
William S. Paley invested in the company, when it was radio network.
After the network expanded from 22 to 114 stations, Paley decided to enter
television, signing Jack Benny, George Burns, and Lucille Ball to his
network.  For ten points, identify the broadcasting company now owned by
Westinghouse, the home of AFC football and "60 Minutes."
Answer:  _Columbia Broadcasting Systems_ (or _CBS_)

4.  In 1970 Linda Ronstadt hired two of its future members to play on her
album Silk Purse.  Prior to forming, its members had experience with
country-rock, playing with the groups Poco and Shiloh as well as Bob
Seger's band.  Then David Geffen signed them to Asylum Records, producing
their self-titled debut, which spawned two hit singles, "Witching Woman"
and "Take It Easy."  For ten points, name the rock supergroup who in 1977
won a Grammy for "Hotel California."
Answer:  The _Eagles_

5.  Contests are divided into eight 12-minute periods.  Points are scored
during speed rallies, known as jams, or sprints, limited to one minute
each.  The oval board track is banked at 30 degrees on the turns, enabling
contestants to maintain high speeds.  For ten points, what sport for both
men and women allows body checks in order to block a sprinting skater from
scoring points?
Answer:  _Roller Derby_

6.  Two answers needed.  Her forms were almost always red and included a
crocodile, tiger, rhinoceros, hen, fox, snake, and a purple dragon.  His 
were always blue with a beard, and included a caterpillar, crab, goat, 
turtle, rabbit, mouse, and a germ.  The fight started when he demanded 
that she release Wart from her custody.  For ten points, name these two 
magicians who had a "Wizards' Duel" in "The Sword in the Stone."
Answers:  _Merlin_ and Madame _Mim_

7.  Made from coffee and milk, this beverage comes in two varieties: the
store-made and the bottled.  Though similar tasting, the store variety is
blended with ice into a slushy and can be made with any flavor that the
customer chooses, whereas the bottled varity is liquid and only comes in
three flavors.  For ten points, name this popular beverage from Starbucks
which comes bottled in coffee, mocha, and most recently vanilla flavor.
Answer:  _Frappuccino_

8.  In the Charles R. Jackson novel for which the film was based,
homosexuality was behind the torment of the lead character.  However,
deciding to tackle one taboo at a time in order to fight the Hays
Production Code, its director concentrated on the grim reality of
alcoholism, the pattern of isolation, and the details of detoxification.
For ten points, what 1945 social and psychological indictment of
alcoholism earned Ray Milland Best Actor, Billy Wilder Best Director, and
the Best Picture Oscar?
Answer:  _"The Lost Weekend"_

9.  His real name was Ix, but when he came to Earth he chose a name that
was not quite as normal as he thought;  probably because he chose the name
of a car.  In the latest book he becomes a food critic and has an expense
account that would buy a country the size of Switzerland.  It was his
quick thinking that got Arthur Dent off of Earth before the Vogons
destroyed it.  For ten points name this Betelguese native who writes for
the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
Answer:  _Ford Prefect_

10.  The show "Circus Boy" followed the adventures of Corky, an orphan
adopted by members of a traveling circus.  Although the show wasn't very
successful, it did lauch the career of the actor who played Corky, who at
the time used the last name of Braddock.  For ten points, give the real
name of this actor who after the cancellation of "Circus Boy" went on to
become a member of the Monkees and the voice of Arthur during the first
season of "The Tick."
Answer:  Mickey _Dolenz_

11.  On Saturday, September 5, 1998, twenty-two police and civilians were
slightly injured, after police tried to enforce a court-ordered curfew and
clashed with demonstrators.  For ten points, the clash broke up what
Harlem event, a peaceful march organized by black extremist Khalid Abdul
Muhammad and patterned after two previous marches like it?
Answer:  _Million Youth_ March 

12.  He won his first race at age eight, a cup delivered by the
vacationing Queen Juliana of Holland.  Emulating the styles of Henri
Oreiller and Adrien Duvillard, he joined the French national team in 1960,
but developed a reputation for crashing.  At Innsbruck in 1964, he
suffered from amoebic dysentery, and only placed fifth in the giant
slalom, his best event.  For ten points, name the skier who came back with
a vengeance at the 1968 games at Grenoble, sweeping the slalom, giant
slalom and downhill events.
Answer:  Jean-Claude _Killy_ (kee-LEE)

13.  Gregoy Sierra as Chano Amengule; Ron Carey as Carl Levitt; Steve
Landesburg as Arthur Dietrich; Jack Soo as Nick Yemana; Max Gail as
Stanley "Wojo" Wojohowicz; and James Gregory as Inspector Luger.  Once
called "the Keystone Cops under the ethnic quota system," for ten points,
what show featured the title character and his crew from the Twelfth
Precinct in Greenwich Village, that character played by Hal Linden?
Answer: _"Barney Miller"_

14.  He was trained as an engineer in Annapolis and served as a naval
officer until 1934.  Five years later, he sold his first stories to
"Astounding Science Fiction," while many of his early works fit into his
"Future History" series, in which a projected sequence of technological,
political, and social developments from the years 1950 to 2600 serve as a
common background.  For ten points, what great s-f writer penned _Revolt
in 2100_, _Starship Troopers_, and _Stranger in a Strange Land_?
Answer:  Robert Anson _Heinlein_

15.  She is a timid executive secretary employed by Mr. Frank Virago.
After refusing Virago's sexual advances, she is demoted, then thrown out a
window.  However, she is hurled into another dimension, where she becomes
a female fighting machine.  For ten points, give the name of the title
heroine of the first CD-ROM game put out by Black Dragon Productions,
starring April 1996 Playmate Gillian Bonner.
Answer:  _Riana Rouge_  

16.  In this method of cooking, meat is marinated in hot spices and smoked
in a drum barrel over coals.  Popular in the Carribean, this type of
cooking is often found on road side stands, where customers usually buy
the meat by the pound.  For ten points, name this style of
cooking whick also shares its name with a 1979 Steve Martin movie.
Answer:  _Jerk_

17.  Harry Patterson, a former don, has become one of the world's most
successful thriller writers.  His books, however, are written under 
another name.  Hisbooks mainly deal with Irish terrorism and the British
responses, revolving around such memorable characters as Martin Brosnan,
Liam Devlin, Sean Dillon, and Brigadier Charles Ferguson.  For ten
points, name the author of _Luciano's Luck_, _Touch the Devil_, and
_The Eagle Has Landed_.
Answer:  Jack _Higgins_

18.  _Rolling Stone_ magazine recently compared her to Joni Mitchell and
Chuck D, in a review of her debut solo album.  She wrote and produced
Aretha Franklin's single "A Rose Is Still a Rose," while for the _love
jones_ soundtrack she penned and sang the ballad "The Sweetest Thing."
For ten points, name this some-time singer of The Fugees, who hit it big
with "Killing Me Softly."
Answer:  Lauryn _Hill_

19.  In 1941 he took a year off from American baseball to play for Vera
Cruz of the Mexican League.  Eleven years earlier, he was a spectator,
attending a game between the Homestead Grays and the Kansas City Monarchs,
when the Grays catcher was injured.  The Grays called him out of stands,
and he became a member of the team, socking 75 home runs the following
year.  For ten points, name this Hall of Fame catcher of the Homestead
Grays and Pittsburgh Crawfords of the Negro Leagues.
Answer:  Josh _Gibson_

20.  He has had many serious acting parts, from Dr. Jerome
Oziel in a 1994 television movie about the Menendez brothers, to Dr.
Robert Oppenheimer in "Fat Man and Little Boy."  But he's known more for
two popular roles, one a "Howling Mad" Captain in "The A-Team," and the
other a paranoid lieutenant in the Star Trek Universe, who has
experienced, among other horrors, exploding IQ and transporter psychosis.  For ten 
points, name this actor, known for Captain Murdoch and Lieutenant Reginald
Barclay.
Answer:  Dwight _Schultz_

21.  When Catholic High School coach Father Gilbert Burns noticed he was
squinting, he cut this player from his basketball team, feeling an athlete
could not wear glasses and play basketball at the same time.  Too bad for
them, for he learned the game at Quigley Prep in Chicago before becoming a
three-time All-American at DePaul.  For ten points, what basketball player
dominated the rest of the early NBA with his height, leading the
Minneapolis Lakers to five championships in six years?
Answer:  George _Mikan_

22.  The Indian Emperor Akbar I apparently played this game on courts
constructed of inlaid marble.  On red and white squares around him,
sixteen slave girls from the harem would move around according to his
directions.  Traditional boards are typically constructed of cloth, and
six cowrie shells are thrown to determine the moves.  For ten points,
identify the game in which the object is to get pieces from the middle of
the board to the edge and back again, with dice having replaced cowrie
shells in Western cultures.
Answer:  _Parcheesi_

23.  "Touched by an Angel," "Life Goes On," "Eight is Enough," and "Father
Dowling Mysteries," are some of the shows featured on this new network
that began broadcasting in August of 1998.  For ten points, name this
network that along with family-focused sydicated programming will
also offer original programming such as "Great Day America" and "Woman's
Day" starring Phyllis George.
Answer:  _Pax_ network

24.  Maple Leaf Gardens Limited presented it to the National Hockey League
in 1964, to honor the long-time coach, manager, president, and owner of
the Toronto Maple Leafs.  Jean Beliveau of Montreal won the first, while
Bernie Parent and Mario Lemieux are the only players to win it two
consecutive years.  For ten points, what trophy is given to the Most
Valuable Player of the Stanley Cup playoffs, won in 1998 by Detroit's
Steve Yzerman?
Answer:  Conn _Smythe_ Trophy

25.  The heroine of the song is wearing the title garment, and while in
it, she is afraid to leave the lockers, afraid to come out from under a
blanket, and then afraid to get out of the water.  For ten points, 2-3-4,
tell the people what "she wore for the first time today."
Answer:  _"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"_

26.  Born Mark Myrie, this artist got his name from his chubby appearance
as a child.   He recorded his first single, "The Ruler", a year later,
followed by "I Got to Leave You."  Many of his hits cause controversy,
most notably his homophobic "Boom Bye Bye."  For ten points, name this
dancehall reggae star whose albums include _Voice of Jamaica_ and _Til
Shiloh_.
Answer:  Buju _Banton_

27.  So far off the beaten track that it makes Monty Python look
mainstream, this movie includes almost every kind of depravity imaginable.
Among the characters are Wynard, a Vietnam vet frog with a heroin
addiction; Harry the Hare, who thinks he's infected with a fatal STD;
Trevor the Rat, the sidekick of  Bletch the Walrus, a drug-dealing, porno
video producer; and Heidi, an aging, overweight hippo.  For ten points,
name this off-the-wall 1989 Peter Jackson Troma film.
Answer:  _Meet the Feebles_
 

1998 Fred Sanford Memorial Trash Tournament
Maryland Team Name TBA
Bonuses by Josh Allen, Michelle Cantave, and Adam Fine
All bonuses worth 30 points, except #9, which is worth up to 35 points.

1.  Time to see what you know about the Cannes Film Festival.
a.  For five points, what is the award given for the best film at the
Festival?
Answer:  _Palme d'Or_ (or _Golden Palm_)
b.  For ten points, identify the film director who in 1956 predicted the
festival's demise, yet won best screenplay for "The Four Hundred Blows"
three years later.
Answer:  Francois _Truffaut_
c.  Now, for five points each, given the director of a Golden Palm-winning
film and the year of the award, identify the film.  Federico Fellini, 1960
Answer:  _La Dolce Vita_
d.  Martin Scorsese, 1976
Answer:  _Taxi Driver_
e.  Jane Campion, 1993
Answer:  _The Piano_

2.  TNBC Redux -- answer these questions about quality programming on
Saturday morning, 5-10-15.
a.  He has now spent an entire decade as Principal Richard Belding on the
various incarnations of "Saved By the Bell."
Answer:  Dennis _Haskins_
b.  The newest (and suckiest) of the TNBC shows, it revolves around Jamal
and Chris's misadventures at the "rough" Manhattan High School.
Answer:  _"City Guys"_
c.  This former NBA star is now in his third year as Coach Bill Fuller of
the fictional Deering High School on "Hang Time."
Answer:  Reggie _Theus_

3.  30-20-10 identify the music group:
30:  In 1974 two students from the Rhode Island School of Design formed
The Artistics, a forerunner to their more famous band, created the next
year with another RISD student.
20:  Signed by Sire Records in 1977, they became a quartet with the
addition of guitarist/keyboardist Jerry Harrison.  Early albums included
_More Songs About Buildings and Food_ (1978) and _Fear of Music_ (1979).
10:  Later albums of the band, with drummer Chris Frantz, bassist Tina
Weymouth, and lead singer David Byrne included _Remain in Light_ (1980)
and _Little Creatures_ (1985).
Answer:  The _Talking Heads_

4.  This bonus will test your knowledge of top-rated TV shows.
a.  First, three western-theme shows have finished as the number one rated
show for a season.  For five points each, name them.
Answers:  _Gunsmoke_, _Wagon Train_, _Bonanza_
b.  For ten points, what program in 1955 finished number one, the only
quiz show ever to do so in prime time?
Answer:  The _$64,000 Question_
c.  Finally, for five points, this was the only TV show to garner the top
spot five straight seasons, doing so from 1971-75.
Answer:  _"All in the Family"_

5.  The single-season record for goals in the National Hockey League is
92, scored by Wayne Gretzky in 1981-82.  Identify these previous record
holders for ten points each.
a.  Way back in 1944-45 he zoomed through the NHL's 50 game schedule,
scoring a goal a game, or 50 total, a goal record which would not be
matched until Bernie Geoffrion did it in 1960-61.
Answer:  Maurice "The Rocket" _Richard_
b.  In 1965-66, this man finally broke Maurice Richard's record, scoring
54 goals.  He would score 50 four more times in his NHL career, before
bolting for Winnipeg of the WHA, where he scored 77 goals one season.
Answer:  Bobby _Hull_
c.  The 1970-71 season saw this player shatter Bobby Hull's record of 58
goals, as he neared Richard's per-game pace by amassing 76 goals in 78
games.  He would score 60 goals in a season three more times.
Answer:  Phil _Esposito_ (team loses five points if they give Tony
Esposito for the answer)

6.  Answer the following relating to the search for a Russian prime
minister, 5-10-15.
a.  In early September 1998 this former prime minister's nomination by
Boris Yeltsin was rejected by the Duma.
Answer:  Viktor _Chernomyrdin_
b.  This leader of the Communist Party and former Presidential candidate
warned Yeltsin that if he nominated Chernomyrdin a third time, the Duma
would begin impeachment proceedings against him.
Answer:  Gennady _Zyuganov_
c.  Yeltsin may be considering this Soviet-era economic official and
member of the Communist Party, his ex-trade and industry minister, as the
next prime minister.
Answer:  Yuri _Maslyukov_ 

7.  Given the first line, name the science fiction author who wrote these
lines.  If you need the book it came from, you'll get five points.
a.  10:  "In the night time heat of Beirut in one of a row of general
address transfer booths, Louis Wu flicked into reality."
     5:  _Ringworld_
Answer:  Larry _Niven_
b.  10:  "I looked at my notes and I didn't like them. I'd spent three
days at U.S. Robots and might as well have spent them at home with the
Encyclopedia Tellurica."
     5:  _I, Robot_
Answer:  Isaac _Asimov_
c.  10:  "No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth
century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by 
intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own?"
     5:  _War of the Worlds_
Answer:  HG _Wells_

8.  Answer these questions about the game of cribbage for the stated
number of points.
a.  For five, if a player has the J of the same suit as the turned up card
he or she is given points for this.
Answer:  _His Knobs_
b.  For five, this is the term used when a player miscounts his or her
points for a given hand.
Answer:  _Muggins_
c.  For ten, a player who loses by 30 points is considerd to be this.
Answer:  _Skunked_
d.  For a final ten, the player to peg 120 points exactly is said to be
here.
Answer:  The _dead hole_

9.  American Movie Classics just celebrated the Thirtieth Anniversary of
"The Planet of the Apes" by showing the five movies all month plus a
behind-the-scenes special.  You will not be asked to name the movies.
Instead, for ten points each:
a.  Played by Linda Harrison, what pretty yet quite stupid human was the
companion of both Colonel Taylor and Captain Brent in the first two
movies?
Answer:  _Nova_
b.  What was the name of the doomsday atomic bomb which was worshipped by
the mutant-humans in "Beneath the Planet of the Apes?"
Answer:  _Alpha-Omega_ Bomb
c.  Finally, what did Colonel Taylor first say when he tried to escape
from the Apes, only to be captured, proving to the Apes that humans could
talk?  
Answer:  _"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"_ 
(note to moderators:  accept close equivalents, and give a five-point
bonus if the answer is given using Charlton Heston's exaggerated
inflections)

10.  In July, the Atlanta Falcons signed a quarterback to back up Chris
Chandler.  If that quarterback plays a single down in 1998, he will become
the second-oldest player in NFL history.
a.  First, for five points each, who is this long-time quarterback, and
how old is he?
Answers:  Steve _De Berg_; _forty-four_ years
b.  For five points, who was the oldest player in NFL history, retiring at
age 47?
Answer:  George _Blanda_
c.  For ten points, with what team did Steve De Berg begin his NFL career,
starting for them in 1978 and 1979 before he was benched in 1980?
Answer:  _San Francisco_ or _49ers_
d.  Finally, for five points, what three-time Super Bowl MVP replaced
Steve De Berg at quarterback in 1980?
Answer:  Joe _Montana_

11.  For the specified amount of points, I'll give you the origin of a
band's name, and you tell me which band it is (or was).
a.  For five, it's the police code for indecent exposure, for which one
of the band's members was picked up on when he was sixteen.
Answer:  _311_
b.  For ten, this band's name means "thinking while dancing" in Swahili.
Answer:  _Oingo Boingo_
c.  For five, not named for an airplane, the band's name actually comes
from a southern hairstyle.
Answer:  _B-52's_
d.  For ten, this name is a British World War II term for UFO's.
Answer:  _Foo Fighters_

12.  Given a defintion of cooking technique, identify it for ten points
each.
a.  Plunge food into boiling water for a brief time to perserve color,
texture, and nutritional value; or to remove the skin.
Answer:  _Blanch_
b.  Cook in simmering liquid just below the boiling point
Answer:  _Poach_
c.  Cut into thin, matchlike strips
Answer:  _Julienne_

13.  Given a pair of films, identify the director for ten points each.  If
you need an Oscar-winning film for Best Director, you will earn five
points.
a.  10:  "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot"; "Heaven's Gate"
     5:  "The Deer Hunter"
Answer:  Michael _Cimino_
b.  10:  "The Seventh Cross"; "The Nun's Story"
     5:  "From Here to Eternity"
Answer:  Fred _Zinnemann_
c.  10:  "Panic in the Streets"; "A Streetcar Named Desire"
     5:  "On the Waterfront"
Answer:  Elia _Kazan_

14.  Given a description of a drink mentioned on "Star Trek: The Next
Generation," name it for the stated number of points. 
a.  For five, this is Picard's favorite beverage which he always asks for
served hot.
Answer:  _Earl Grey Tea_
b.  For ten, this is Worf's favorite beverage, first served to him by
Guinan. 
Answer:  _Prune Juice_
c.  For fifteen, this beverage was being made for Troi by Data when the
crew members were all stripped of their memory in the episode "Conundrum".
Answer:  _Samarian Sunset_

15.  And we thought Susan McDougal was only up to her eyes in
"Whitewater"!
Answer the following about another case against her.
a.  For ten points each, McDougal is accused of stealing money from the
wife of what famous conductor?
Answer:  Zubin _Mehta_
b.  For five points, how much money did McDougal allegedly steal from
Zubin Mehta's wife?
Answer:  _$150,000_
c.  For fifteen points, although Superior Court Judge Leslie Light told
the attorneys specifically not to mention the Whitewater investigation,
what Deputy District Attorney made several passing references to Arkansas
during his opening remarks?
Answer:  Jeffrey _Semow_

16.  Time to return to an era when Major League pitching was actually
good:  the 1960s.  Identify these pitchers from descriptions, 5-10-15.
a.  From 1963 to 1966 this left-hander absolutely dominated baseball,
averaging 24 wins, 307 strikeouts, and a 1.85 ERA, on his way to winning
three Cy Young awards in four years.
Answer:  Sandy _Koufax_
b.  The "Dominican Dandy," he won 20 games six times during the 1960s and
was a ten-time All-Star, but was perhaps best known for his high leg kick.
Answer:  Juan _Marichal_
c.  A workhorse who pitched for the Minnesota Twins for most of the 1960s,
he started more than forty games three times in his career.  He also won
sixteen consecutive Gold Gloves.
Answer:  Jim _Kaat_

17.  Given a role in the movie version of "The Who's Tommy," name the
celebrity who played the part, for five points each.
a.  Tommy
Answer:  Roger _Daltrey_
b.  Tommy's mother
Answer:  _Ann-Margaret_
c.  The former pinball king
Answer:  Elton _John_
d.  Uncle Ernie
Answer:  Keith _Moon_
e.  The Acid Queen
Answer:  Tina _Turner_
f.  The Doctor who cannot find anything wrong with Tommy
Answer:   Jack _Nicholson_ 

18.  Name the actor from roles, 30-20-10-5:
30:  Carmine Sabatini, Sky Masterson
20:  Fletcher Christian, Terry Malloy
10:  Colonel Kurtz, Dr. Moreau
5:  Vito Corleone
Answer:  Marlon _Brando_

19.  How well do you know the shows featured on The Food Network?  Given a
description of a show, name it for ten points each.
a.  Based on a Brittish show, this program, hosted by Sissey Biggers, has
two contestants pair up with a professional chef to prepare a dish in 18
minutes, and then has the audience vote for the best dish.
Answer:  _Ready...Set...Cook!_
b.  This show features Sean Donnellan's attempts to learn how to make
simple dishes from his guide Cathy Lowe.  The title of this show refers to
the first thing that you should learn when trying to learn how to cook.
Answer:  _How to Boil Water_
c.  Hosted by Jennifer Paterson and Clarissa Dickson Wright, this show
follows the adventures of these women as they tour Britain in their quest
to rediscover the delights of traditional British cooking.  The title
refers to the appearance of the hostesses.
Answer:  _Two Fat Ladies_

20.  Identify the science fiction authors of these novels for ten points
each.
a.  "Legacy," "The Forge of God," "Anvil of Stars," and "Moving Mars"
Answer:  Greg _Bear_
b.  "Suntide Rising," "The Postman," and the Uplift Trilogy
Answer:  David _Brin_
c.  "The Dream Master," "Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming," "Bridge of
Ashes," and "Lord of Light"
Answer:  Roger _Zelazny_

21.  Answer these questions about one of the best centers in basketball
history, Bill Russell.
a.  For five points each, identify both the college for which he played
and either year that his team won the NCAA championship.
Answers:  University of _San Francisco_; _1955 or 1956_
b.  For five points, identify the only NBA team for which Russell played
his entire career.
Answer:  _Boston_ or _Celtics_
c.  For five points each, identify the three NBA teams that Bill Russell
coached.
Answers:  _Boston_ or _Celtics_; _Seattle_ or _Supersonics_; _Sacramento
Kings_  
 
22.  Oh, those wacky Mad Magazine writers!  I'll give you a snappy answer,
and for ten points each, you'll supply the stupid question.  (Reader:  or
a close approximation).
a.  "No, I've been out walking my pet fish."
Answer:  _Been swimming?_
b.  "Why?  Are you on fire?"
Answer:  _Mind if I smoke?_
c.  "No, it's vanilla custard and I can hardly wait till it reaches my
mouth."  
Answer:  _Is it quicksand?_

23.  For five points each and a five point bonus for all correct:  Name
all five of Tevye's daughters from "Fiddler on the Roof."
Answers:  _Shprintzke_, _Bielke_, _Chava,_ _Hodel_, Tzeitel_

24.  Given a character in the Crash Bandicoot games, tell me if he or she
apperared in the first game, the second game, both, or neither.
a.  Papu Papu   
Answer:  _First_
b.  Ripper Roo  
Answer:  _Both_
c.  Coco     
Answer:  _Second_
d.  N. Gin   
Answer:  _Second_
e.  Dr. Cortex  
Answer:  _Both_
f.  Pinstripe  
Answer:  _First_