The following packet was written by Hayden Hurst, currently with the University of Delaware. Please direct any comments to [email protected].
ANSWER : _JUNIOR CAMPERS_
ANSWER : When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to
end your life
ANSWER : _LISA LIONHEART_
ANSWER : Abraham _LINCOLN_
ANSWER : _MONKEY_s
ANSWER : _HOMER�S REVENGE LIST_
ANSWER : _HARVARD_ University
ANSWER : _SPRINGFIELD SQUARES_
ANSWER : Hank _AZARIA_
ANSWER : _WE�RE SENDING OUR LOVE DOWN A WELL_
ANSWER : _OSAKA FLU_
ANSWER : _WINFIELD_s
ANSWER : _EYE ON SPRINGFIELD_
ANSWER : Captain _MCALLISTER_
ANSWER : _MALIBU STACY_
ANSWER : Marvin Monroe take-home _PERSONALITY TEST_
ANSWER : Kirk _VAN HOUTEN_
ANSWER : _LARRY BURNS_
ANSWER : Do the _BARTMAN_
ANSWER : _DEAD PUTTING SOCIETY_
ANSWER : _ROCK BOTTOM_
ANSWER : _HANS MOLEMAN_
ANSWER : _READING DIGEST_
ANSWER : _ACHY BREAKY HEART_
ANSWER : _SPACE MUTANTS_
A) A frequently unemployed lawyer, - he � you really don�t think that these are going to be that easy, do you? He picks football games and has his own �Lock of the Week�.
ANSWER : Smooth Jimmy _APOLLO_
B) An F-14 pilot, he lent Bart a neural disrupter
ANSWER : _TOM_
C) He is a member of the State Department�s Brat and Punk Division.
ANSWER : Evan _CONOVER_
ANSWER : _HAM_ Radio, _DATABASE_, _EMAIL_, _COSINE_, _REPORT CARD_
Now give Bart�s new name in the Superfriends
ANSWER : _COSMOS_
A) Miss Montana
ANSWER : _THE BEAUT FROM BUTTE_
B) Miss South Carolina
ANSWER : _NOTHING COULD BE FINER_
C) Miss Delaware
ANSWER : Uhhh �. _GOOD FOR HER_
5 - Like a gourmet, only fatter
ANSWER : _GOURMAND_
10 - Where a French guy does it
ANSWER : _BOUDOIR_ (boo-dwahr)
15 - I don�t know
ANSWER : _MACHIAVELLIAN_
A) Marge�s favorite singer
ANSWER : Tom _JONES_
B) He gives the B-sharps their Grammy
ANSWER : David _CROSBY_
C) They steal food from Peter Frampton�s cooler
ANSWER : _SONIC YOUTH_
6. Answer the following questions about "Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment" for ten points each.
A) Name the beer that Duff promotes after the ordinance is enacted
ANSWER : _DUFF ZERO_
B) Name the Elliot Ness character who tries to clean up Springfield.
ANSWER : REX _BANNER_
C) What does Moe disguise his bar as?
ANSWER : _PET STORE_
A) Name the title of the sketch about Apu
ANSWER : _THE JOLLY BENGALI_
B) Who sponsors "Swing Serenade"?
ANSWER : _GORMAN�S_ Ear Guards
C) What college shirt is Snake wearing?
ANSWER : _MIDDLEBURY_
A) Moe sings this song with Aerosmith
ANSWER : _WALK THIS WAY_
B) Homer sings altered lyrics to this infamous Barry Manilow song in the shower.
ANSWER : _MANDY_
C) Otto plays this song on Bart�s guitar while on the schoolbus.
ANSWER : _FREEBIRD_
5 - Who plays the national anthem in �Dancin� Homer�?
ANSWER : Bleeding Gums _MURPHY_
10 - Who sings the national anthem in "Wild Barts Can�t Be Broken"?
ANSWER : Cyndi _LAUPER_
15 - According to the blackboard, what does Bart promise not to do with the national anthem?
ANSWER : _BELCH_ it
A) 10 - Bart plays it in "Bart Star". It only takes dollars.
5 - Its
dialogue includes "Slut" and "Bitch"
ANSWER : _CATFIGHT_
B) 10 - Martin plays this game in "Boy Scoutz �N The Hood"
5 - This
game�s three control options are Trenchant Insight, Bon Mot, and Tell Me More.
ANSWER : _MY DINNER WITH ANDRE_
C) 10 - Instead of studying like for his colonial history test like he
should, Bart plays a video game in "Bart Gets An F".
5 - He loses when he
gets kissed.
ANSWER : _ESCAPE FROM GRANDMA�S HOUSE_
A) It�s played as the Investorettes are named Fleet-A-Pita franchisees.
ANSWER : (I�ve got a) _NEW ATTITUDE_, by Patti LaBelle
B) It�s played at the end of "Simpsons Bible Stories"
ANSWER : _HIGHWAY TO HELL_, by AC/DC
C) This song plays at the end of "D�oh-in in the wind"
ANSWER : _UPTOWN GIRL_, by Billy Joel
D) Played as Bart and Skinner search lockers - it�s also done when Bart climbs down the well
ANSWER : _AXEL F_, by Harold Faltermeyer
E) It�s Homer�s favorite song
ANSWER : _IT�S RAINING MEN_, by The Weather Girls
A) Lisa plays it while sick - it is plagued by a troll and mice with nunchucks.
ANSWER : _DASH DINGO_
B) Milhouse�s name is entered in it as Thrilhou (thrill-how).
ANSWER : _BONESTORM_
C) The game where convicted criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks. Ashley Grant owns a copy.
ANSWER : _DISEMBOWLER IV_
A) After Gabbo eliminates Itchy and Scratchy, Krusty brings in another cartoon. Name it for five points.
ANSWER : _WORKER AND PARASITE_
B) Lisa told Bart that two stars had parts in The Itchy and Scratchy Movie. Name them for five points each
ANSWER : Dustin HOFFMAN_, Michael _JACKSON__
C) The Itchy and Scratchy and Friends Hour included three new characters. Name em for five points each
ANSWER : _DISGRUNTLED GOAT_, _UNCLE ANT_, _KU KLUX KLAM_
ANSWER : _SMITHERS_, _TITO PUENTE_, _SANTA�S LITTLE HELPER_, _BARNEY_, _MOE_, _APU_
A) Hunting
ANSWER : Mike _SCIOSCIA_
B) Graceland
ANSWER : Ozzie _SMITH_
C) Card Show
ANSWER : Jose _CANSECO_
D) At home, doing the dishes
ANSWER : Don _MATTINGLY_
E) Playing in a jazz club
ANSWER : Steve _SAX_
A) Bart goes to this Chuck E. Cheese knock-off for his birthday party
ANSWER : _WALL. E. WEASEL�S_
B) This store is run by Jerry and is right next to Moe�s.
ANSWER : _KING TOOT�S_
C) Akira moonlights at this Japanese restaurant
ANSWER : The _HAPPY SUMO_
A) Name the computer that evaluates CANT for ten points.
ANSWER : _EMMA_
B) What is Ralph scientifically selected to be?
ANSWER : _SALMON GUTTER_
C) Mrs. Krabappel complains that life is not fair by citing the fact that she has a Master�s. From where?
ANSWER : _BRYN MAWR_
A) Hey, everybody, I wanna ANSWER : _SEYMOUR BUTZ_
B) Has anybody seen ANSWER : _MIKE ROTCH_
C) Hey, I�m looking for ANSWER : _AMANDA HUGGENKISS_ A) Name the yo-yo team which performs at Springfield Elementary for ten
points.
ANSWER : _TWIRL KING_
B) There are four members of Twirl King. Name all of them for five points
each.
ANSWER : _ZERO GRAVITY_, _SPARKLE_, _MR. AMAZING_, _THE COBRA_ A) For five points each, name the two countries playing for the
championship of the world.
ANSWER : _MEXICO_, _PORTUGAL_
B) For ten points, who won the week at Pele�s soccer and acting camp?
ANSWER : _NELSON_ Muntz
C) For ten points, soccer team members from what country are working at the
nuclear power plant?
ANSWER : _BRAZIL_ A) A monkey on roller skates
ANSWER : _MR. TEENY_
B) Krusty�s new, court-appointed sidekick.
ANSWER : _MS. NO-MEANS-NO_
C) She�s not on the show, but she is Krusty�s secretary
ANSWER : Lois _PENNYCANDY_ A) He gives Homer a congratulatory phone call for preventing a nuclear
catastrophe.
ANSWER : Earvin "Magic" _JOHNSON_
B) He promotes Crestfield Wax Paper for a lot of money
ANSWER : _PELE_
C) He presented the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding
Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
ANSWER : Joe _FRAZIER_ A) 60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims
ANSWERS : (give) _ALICE�S ADVENTURES THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD GLASS_,
B) Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat
ANSWERS : (give)_SMOKE YOURSELF THIN_ C) Carnival of the Stars ANSWERS : (give) _THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF
HERCULES_ A) Who sings "Just Don�t Look" with Lisa in the first episode?
ANSWER : �Mr.� Paul _ANKA_
B) Name the show that Bart and Lisa watch to stay awake.
ANSWER : _ASIAN MARKET WRAPUP_
C) Name the movie that only Chief Wiggum admits to having seen - for a
second.
ANSWER : _TRON_ 5 - After looking at a globe, Homer�s amused by this country�s name.
ANSWER : _URUGUAY_ (accept You-are-gay)
10 - Eyelash implants aren�t illegal here.
ANSWER : _PARAGUAY_
15 - The tree lizards come out of a box of oven-fresh donuts from what
country?
ANSWER : _BOLIVIA_
_THE DECAPITATION OF LARRY LEADFOOT_
_GET CONFIDENT, STUPID_
_DIAL M FOR MURDEROUSNESS_